Venomous Snakes Prints

"I'm not your puppet, Dan. I'm a deadly snake."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

Photobooth Photobomb

"Dude. You seem tense."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Danth battle?

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"