Snakes Prints

Rattlecornsnake

'Are you alright? You seem tense...'

'My snake went to work in one of those call-centres.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

In the course of the evolution, Boa Constrictors found new hunting strategies.

A snake eats evolving animals.

"This is a private club. Are you a Mamba ?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Snakes on beach, "Can't you just unwind on holiday"

Egg eating snake thinks big, real big!

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"A large donation usually calms him down."

'Whats your poison.'

Magician pulls snake out of hat.

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Pi-thon

Cobra Kibitzers

Saint Patrick

Jake froze in terror...He'd accidentally wandered into a nest of rattlers.

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

The Beaver Viper, found mainly in Canada, stuns its prey with a barrage of probing questions and devours the hapless beaver mid thought.

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

Tex knew a rattling noise meant a dangerous snake. But fortunately there was no rattle.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'Stay rigid! Don't move! ... Fetch the salt pills - he's got a full body cramp.'

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"I don't get it! They build pools, but they freak out when they are used..."

'Yum! Humans are hiding huge chocolate eggs in their gardens today...'

I don't think Grandma likes my snake.