Snakes Mugs

Rattlecornsnake

'Are you alright? You seem tense...'

'My snake went to work in one of those call-centres.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

In the course of the evolution, Boa Constrictors found new hunting strategies.

A snake eats evolving animals.

"This is a private club. Are you a Mamba ?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Snakes on beach, "Can't you just unwind on holiday"

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Egg eating snake thinks big, real big!

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

'I always overdo it on the eggs at Easter.'

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Cobra Kibitzers

Pi-thon

Magician pulls snake out of hat.

'Whats your poison.'

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"A large donation usually calms him down."

'Stay rigid! Don't move! ... Fetch the salt pills - he's got a full body cramp.'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

The Beaver Viper, found mainly in Canada, stuns its prey with a barrage of probing questions and devours the hapless beaver mid thought.

Tex knew a rattling noise meant a dangerous snake. But fortunately there was no rattle.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Medusa adding 'Hair mouse' to feed her snakes head

Jake froze in terror...He'd accidentally wandered into a nest of rattlers.

'What do you think it symbolizes?'

I don't think Grandma likes my snake.

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

Snake offering 'Free squeezes'.

Love at first sight.