Snake Enthusiast Escapee T-Shirts

Stuck with another lousy blind date, Karen hits her emergency dating eject button.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

The Music Critic.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

Snake Charmer

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'I told you it would fit.'