Snake Wrangling Enthusiast T-Shirts

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

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'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Play it again, Sam.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Danth battle?

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Dude. You seem tense."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"