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Rattlesnake roundup.

Snake charming

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

The First Martian Dog.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

"What did you download at school today?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

King kong 5 G.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Fish don't like worms.

Cow Pilot.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Dissectum Paniculata

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Automation of Security

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Steve Irwin.

Snake Dress-Up