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Rattlesnake roundup.

Snake charming

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

"What did you download at school today?"

Couple of Pikeys.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fish don't like worms.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Cow Pilot.

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Dissectum Paniculata

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Automation of Security

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Snake Dress-Up

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'