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"Shhhh!....Don't fire you'll stampede them."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

A trevor of trainspotters

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Dissectum Paniculata

Fish don't like worms.

Fish Feeding Frenzy

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Steve Irwin.

Snake Dress-Up

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

I hate these flying fish

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"I handle chatty people for him."

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Menace.

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.