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'What a hit! You knocked his helmet off!'

The Zoo.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Snail Racing

Slug Bait- snails love it

Local food for local consumption

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Do you mind!!?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snail Man

"I'm a monster."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail Coach

Snail Mail

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Stress'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

Repossessions

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'The escargots are underdone.'

Snail crossing

Snail trap

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'