Velocipede Enthusiast Gifts

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'At ease, soldier.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Slugfest!

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Shoes Make The Man

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

Bees v Wasps

Praying mantis.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Fly Artist