Vehicular Mayhem Enjoyer Pillows

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

I break for toilet paper

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick (black and white).

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Our computer system is acting up.'

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'Happy Father's Day, Dad. You were always there for me, except for that close call on highway 16.'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

"Isn't that one of Mr. Ferguson's wheels?"

Road rage on board.

"Okay, maybe I did run that red light a little. But in my defence, I was too drunk to notice."

"It's okay. I've got pet insurance."

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

Road chaos as new gas pipe is laid.

Unintended consequences.

Ducklings cause racing track collisions.

Hello, claims department please!

'Maybe you shouldn't use a phone during a demolition derby.'

'I won that in a demolition derby.'

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"