Vehicle Veneration Gifts

'When I found those love letters to a Sherry, I was angry...until I realized she was your motorcycle. Now I'm just creeped out.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Mohammad's motors

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Run from the hills!

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"She's family."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."