Vehicle Veneration Gifts

'When I found those love letters to a Sherry, I was angry...until I realized she was your motorcycle. Now I'm just creeped out.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Mohammad's motors

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Run from the hills!

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

James May

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Brighton Rocky

"She's family."

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."