Veggie Clubber Gifts

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Better Not Squash.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Roasted Peppers

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Peas on Earth.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"So I can eat better here at work."

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

“Children hate me.”

Chef's Surprise: "I'm telling everyone that tonight's special is Osso Bucco."