Veggie Clubber T-Shirts

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Better Not Squash.

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Roasted Peppers

"Albino broccoli mum!"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Peas on Earth.

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

Chef's Surprise: "I'm telling everyone that tonight's special is Osso Bucco."

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."