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'I'm afraid the school bully stole the veggie burger you made for my lunch, mom.'

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

See you at the farmers market!

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

At the market

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'What are you eating now?'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!