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'I'm afraid the school bully stole the veggie burger you made for my lunch, mom.'

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

The discovery of asparagus.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

At the market

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'What are you eating now?'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'