Vegetarian Vampire Pillows

'The count goes vegetarian'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Vegetarian Birds

Queen of Quinoa

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Give quiche a chance!

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

Your life is in great danger...

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

No Dogs Allowed

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

Free Range / Deranged

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

Pig watching a chef cut up his leg.

Rabbit being eaten.

'The flowers look good.'

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

Meatless Burgers

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

Protesting Asparagus

"Butcher!"

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'