Vegetarian Vampire Mugs

'The count goes vegetarian'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Queen of Quinoa

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Vegetarian Birds

Give quiche a chance!

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

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Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Your life is in great danger...

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

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Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

No Dogs Allowed

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

Free Range / Deranged

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

'The flowers look good.'

'...He's eating real meat chunks in a rich, beefy gravy - I'm eating sprout salad and bean curd.'

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

Meatless Burgers

Pig watching a chef cut up his leg.

Rabbit being eaten.

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"Butcher!"

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

Protesting Asparagus

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"