Vegetarian Meal Planner Gifts

"One vegetarian meal, one vegan meal, and one box of eucalyptus leaves."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Like death by salad.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

The Perfect Garden.

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"No arguing mister! I want you to eat at least one pea!"

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"