Vegetarian Lore Lover Pillows

Staunch lady at grocer's

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

At the market

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Vegetarian Birds

The discovery of asparagus.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'What are you eating now?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'He's all eyes!'

Runner Bean...

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Grocery Shopping

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"The transplant can be done anytime. We can always get artichoke hearts."

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."