Vegetarian Joke Lover Pillows

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Free salad bar.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Two vegetarians please.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Spinach Dating.

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

"Y a qué de la salade?"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

An Artichoke choking on some food

'I don't think I've ever had an eggplant before!'

'A politician is like a vegetarian who promises you to make ends meat.'