Car rot. I thought you would like to know! Carrot. Do you want a punch in the knows?!
Vegetable Joke Lovers Pillows
Bring a touch of humor and veggie-inspired charm to any space with our vegetable joke lover pillows. Soft, whimsical, and witty—these are ideal for cozying up with a good laugh.
"It's how he would have wanted to go."
Man Eating Minimalist Meal
Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.
"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."
'I told you it wouldn't work.'
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"
"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."
"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"
Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.
"The vegetables have gone bad!"
"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."
A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.
Two vegetarians please.
Free salad bar.
"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"
At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'
"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."
Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.
Spinach Dating.
Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.
'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'
Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.
'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'
"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"
"I eat green but I don't vote green."
"Y a qué de la salade?"
Eye Bank.
Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'
"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."
'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'
Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.
'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'
'I don't think I've ever had an eggplant before!'
"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."
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