Vegetable Mourners Gifts

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Prize vegetables with rude names.

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

Even garden plants like to visit.

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

'I hope you don't mind the broccoli -- I couldn't find a carrot.'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

Bill finally receives a celery commensurate with his responsibilities.

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

"TO youthey're baby carrots, but to us wee folk, they're fully mature vegetables!"

'The potatoes are over there, the brussel sprouts are next to that and right here is my husband Jack.'

"You're in luck. I've had great success with eggplant."

"They were monsters! That's the last time I babysit for the children of the corn."

'I don't think I've ever had an eggplant before!'

An Artichoke choking on some food

"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."