Vegas Fun-seekers Pillows

Zombie standup

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

Too Much?

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

Looks like another hostile takeover...

Boxing Snowmen.

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"I can't even deal."

Planning for retirement in a casino.

'We're giving the market three 'reallys', today.'

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

"Apparently shares can go down, as well as plunging into meltdown and spinning into free-fall."

'Thou shalt worship the one true God, although at this moment, I'm obliged to point out that other Gods are available...'