Vegas Gifts

Gambler's Luck

An affair to remember.

Las Vegas, the city that never sleeps, or even takes a nap.'

Zombie standup

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

King Kongs first christmas

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Party Time!

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Entering New York City - Check it out

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

Too Much?

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"You didn't say this was a business lunch!"

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"