Vegas Vibes Lover Gifts

Elvis Presley.

Louis Armstrong

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Old Book Smell

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Don't worry, dad - It has an app that stains your fingers with newsprint.

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Social Struggles

A 60's pop group

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

Starfish doing the wave.

'These are our golden oldies.'

Theatrical Christmas.

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

Telephone Box

Elvis fans

Ikea for Hippies

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

Ray Charles