Vegans Gifts

'Hey, what happens in vegans,stays in vegans.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

baby sweetcorn...

"States of tofu"

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

At the market

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

See you at the farmers market!

Before/After

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Queen of Quinoa

Vegetarian Birds

"Two vegans, please."

The discovery of asparagus.

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"