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Combating Zika

Thru versus Through Traffic

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Snail crossing

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"I am a control freak."

Justice for a heckler.

Desert Island Roundabout

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

Accountant sings the blues

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

Videogame Employment Agency.

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"We have a termite problem."

'Hello? Animal control?'