Vault Caretaker Gifts

'In this district, Constable, you can't be too careful!'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I had to skip my workout."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Boy whistling at crackers.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Hell No Kitty

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Lazy plumber.

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

Zen Kitten

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5