Vault Caretaker Mugs

'In this district, Constable, you can't be too careful!'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I had to skip my workout."

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Zen Kitten