Kitty Caretaker Mugs

'They've started giving me 'senior' cat food...'

The Cat Lady

My Bowl Is Empty.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"The Graysons are on vacation in Europe. I'm the sitter."

"Thank goodness you're home, her bowl is empty!"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

Zen Kitten

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

'A little old lady, eh? That explains why the trunk is full of kitty litter!'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

'Maybe he's afraid the stethoscope is a little vacuum cleaner.'

"You can all leave now...except the cat."

'You're needed at the can opener.'

Cat business channel.

Chocolate Mice

'He's depressed - let's try him on Moddiedon...'

Kitty litter

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Foster failure"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'They sure have small litters.'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'