Vault Visitor Mugs

Money in mousetrap

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Wine tasting

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

Nouveau wine

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

'I think we can skip the resume.'

Fall in the Greek Temple

"It's my latest work...I only vomited it this morning."

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Iceland volcano

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

Safe under mattress.

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.

'Remember your blood pressure.'