Vault Visitor Pillows

Money in mousetrap

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Wine tasting

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

Nouveau wine

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Fall in the Greek Temple

'I think we can skip the resume.'

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

"It's my latest work...I only vomited it this morning."

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Iceland volcano

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

Safe under mattress.

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.

Grapes

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'