Vatican Officials Pillows

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

The Greek Trampoline

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

Stockwell's day

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

The Struggle Over Europe

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay