Roman Catholic Clergy Pillows

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"Freshly ground pepper?"

Monk Prompt

Gates of heaven

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"'Host' and Cheese?"

Excommunicate Me.

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

Conclave.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

"Sinead?!"

Pastoring for Dummies

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

A curate dining with some hunters

'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.'

Death of the pope.

'Darn. His Holiness' letter says nothing about cancelling celibacy.'

"So … ribs for lunch?"