Comedic Clergy Pillows

Evangelist and dog trainer extraordinaire, Ernie Gumbromowitz.

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

Excommunicate Me.

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

"If you had only listened to me when you were six and not eaten that dirt."

"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

'Which father is the father?'

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'We offer counselling for customers with gearbox issues.'

Henry Manning

Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop

'Miss Allen, have we scheduled a blessing of the animals?'

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

Exorcism and Other Jobs.

Christian Book Centre.

catholic

Jesus saves.

'Joe gives 'em the bad news, and I give 'em the good news, just like 'good cop - bad cop'!'

"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."

"I gave permission for you to Skype my class, not skip it."

Knitting.

"Aw... go on! An apple a day keeps the doctor away y'know..!"

'Every time I stick my head above water, my life flashes before my eyes.'

'Whose hair is that on your shoulder?'.

The Past of Pope Francis.

"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."