Roman Catholic Clergy Mugs

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"Freshly ground pepper?"

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

Monk Prompt

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

Gates of heaven

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Sinead?!"

"'Host' and Cheese?"

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

Conclave.

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

Excommunicate Me.

Pastoring for Dummies

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Missionary Statement: Spread the Word.

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

A curate dining with some hunters

'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.'

Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.

"So … ribs for lunch?"

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'