Vatican Officials Mugs

In search of a Pope: Which cardinal will be able to fit into the enchanted red slippers? Vatican shoe consultant Giovanni Gucci tests Cardinal Lugi Cinderoli for size.

They're Not Just That Into It

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

The Greek Trampoline

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

Stockwell's day

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

The Struggle Over Europe

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Giving Up a Little Privacy

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

The Last Republican in America

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."