Vatican Pillows

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

John Newman

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?'

Pope Francis' visit to America...

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

Self raising Lazarus.

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

Pope Francis

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

A friar

At home with the Pope.

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

Some catholic like it hot

God is dead.

Venetian without the knowledge

I'm not pontificiating, am I?

Death of the pope.