Vatican Gifts

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

R.C.I.A.

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

John Newman

'Look at all of God's children. Then again, they might be just thousands of tiny, little circles.'

The Pope

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Pope Francis

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

Pope Francis' visit to America...

Self raising Lazarus.

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?'

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

A friar

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

At home with the Pope.

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

God is dead.

Some catholic like it hot

Venetian without the knowledge

Death of the pope.