Vase Rebel Pillows

Escaping Flowers

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

I did it my way.

"Surprise!"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Gallery Pranks

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Nick Cave.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"Bloody Graffiti."

Toilet Art.

Just Stop Oil Painting

Wall with 'Banksy woz 'ere' sprayed on it.

Graffiti on baseboard.

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

The sword is mightier than the pen.

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

'There out to be a law against it!'

"Still a freelance journalist?"

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

"I'm sure it's illegal to pose as a police officer"

"Couldn't you just stick with Early Brutalist same as everyone else?"