Rose Rebel Pillows

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Cake Escape

Lord Byron

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Heart to heart talk.

The Bare Minimum

Joe Henry

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Graffitti.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Wedding Wellies

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

We should talk...

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Driverless Car

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

Classic vs Rock

Bike Lane

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."