Rose Rebel Mugs

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Cake Escape

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Lord Byron

Heart to heart talk.

Joe Henry

The Bare Minimum

A souped up car...

Graffitti.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Wedding Wellies

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

'Let's rock!'

Kurt Cobain

We should talk...

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Driverless Car

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

Classic vs Rock

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

Joe Strummer in his garden...

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

Bike Lane

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."