Roof Rebel Mugs

"Don't you have a roof?"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Joe Henry

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Cowpunk

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Driverless Car

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

Classic vs Rock

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

The oldest swinger in town.

"Writing is... rewriting."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure

Cluster Catastrophe

Punk Rock