Rock Rebels Mugs

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

The No No No's

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Joe Henry

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Nick Cave.

Joan Jett

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Rugby Player

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Lou Reed

Hipster Police Department

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'Let's rock!'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Kurt Cobain

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

'We have to get them out more.'

Classic vs Rock

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

'Hey man that's a gas!'