Roof Rebel T-Shirts

"Don't you have a roof?"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Joe Henry

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'Let's rock!'

Cowpunk

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Kurt Cobain

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Driverless Car

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

The oldest swinger in town.

Joe Strummer in his garden...

Classic vs Rock

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

"Writing is... rewriting."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Punk Rock

Rules and procedure

Cluster Catastrophe