Rosary Rebel Pillows

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Surprise!"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Cake Escape

Lord Byron

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

The Bare Minimum

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Heart to heart talk.

Joe Henry

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

A souped up car...

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Leonardo and Galileo get together for an experiment

Wedding Wellies

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

God finger

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

We should talk...

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'