Rosary Rebel Gifts

Convent Schools

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Surprise!"

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Lord Byron

Cake Escape

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Heart to heart talk.

The Bare Minimum

Joe Henry

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

A souped up car...

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Wedding Wellies

God finger

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Leonardo and Galileo get together for an experiment

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

'Let's rock!'

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Kurt Cobain

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer