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'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

National Pottery Live

'I had a cough at the time!'

"Ming."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Grandma's caf

Ladies by the seaside

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I love these old decorations!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

1930's Lady.

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

I love you.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Two Eggs Any Style