Vase Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

National Pottery Live

'I had a cough at the time!'

"Ming."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I love these old decorations!"

Ladies by the seaside

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"How soon will this be a remnant

Grandma's caf

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

1930's Lady.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Historic Bank Jobs.

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'