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'It's ok, I'm a florist'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Grandma's caf

"I love these old decorations!"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Ladies by the seaside

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Historic Bank Jobs.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

1930's Lady.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

I love you.

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."