Vase Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's ok, I'm a florist'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I love these old decorations!"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"How soon will this be a remnant

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

1930's Lady.

Historic Bank Jobs.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

I love you.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."