Variety Seekers Pillows

"You got anything that doesn't have green tea in it?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Bad for you but to die for

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Useless add-ons.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Fresh pepper?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Mohammad's motors

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Toenail clipping missile.

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.